3 mice were sitting at the bar discussing who is the bad ass of the 3.
1st mouse drinks his shot and holds the glass in the air. he says ” you know the rat traps? I take the cheese and stop the bar as it is coming down and bench press it 3 times” He slams the glass on the table.
2nd mouse drinks his shot and holds glass in the air. “well i got you beat. You know the rat poison? I chop it up and snort it for fun mother fucker” He slams his glass on the table
3rd mouse Drinks his drink and slams it on the table. He begins to walk toward the exit. The other 2 mice were like “we played come on man dont be a pussy”
3rd mouse replied ” I am going home to fuck the cat”